Toothpaste Term
We count time in various different blocks. Millenia, centuries, decades, years, months, weeks, days, hours, minutes, seconds, miliseconds etc. I have another way of counting time for myself. Well, it's not really an actual accurate time, but I do it anyway. I count a block of time according to how long it takes for me to finish a tube of toothpaste.As most of you are probably aware of by now, I am obsessive about my toothpaste. Every time I open a new box with a new tube of toothpaste I see it as a fresh new start, a new and possibly perfect term where the toothpaste will remain nice and intact until the end, that is when I finish it. For the record, it has never happened before. Something, or someone, will inevitably squeeze the toothpaste in the middle of the tube, thus rendering it ugly and with a crease. Which would put me off for a day. WHY can't people just leave my tube of toothpaste alone??
Which made me feel particularly annoyed when I opened a new box of toothpaste a few days ago. I opened it, thinking that maybe this is THE time that my toothpaste tube will be perfect when I realised that it was ALREADY squashed.
There goes my perfect toothpaste term.
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