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Monday, May 08, 2006

Evelyn Hates Kaya Thieves

So. I decided that I was going to try to be a better person from now on. You know, try to be less selfish, learn to be nicer to people even if people aren't all that nice to you. I tried. Really.

As some of you would have known, there was a Phantom of the Kitchen who was stealing my food. It then became Phantom of My Room when I moved some of my snacks into my room to avoid that from happening. I got annoyed, asked the Phantom to kindly stop it and the Phantom did - even apologizing and buying back my missing groceries.

So.

I stopped buying any food for about 3 weeks because I concluded that's the best way to have a peaceful mind. Unfortunately, it was very taxing on my financial situation so I decided to cook again.

I was nice. I could have been all selfish and refused to give Phantom anything, which was what I felt like doing but I concluded that I should be nice. So I gave the Phantom stuff that I baked and everything....and yesterday even dished out a portion of kaya. I think I made the boundary very clear. That's your kaya. Now leave MY kaya alone.

I even took the precautions to hide the kaya in the fridge behind two blocks of cheese, a big bunch of spring oninos and a packet of cream cheese.

To. No. Avail.

My kaya has been stolen once again.

I am so pissed off.

1 comment(s):

try this: scoop out the kaya and store it in a (clean) pickled lettuce jar instead. Alternatively, rojak sauce container also works. No one puts rojak sauce on their bread. haha

By Blogger eyeris, at 2:02 PM  

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