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Unrealistic Expectations

I went horse-riding last weekend and rode a brown horse called Mars, presumably because Mars Bars are brown. At least that's my interpretation of its name. Anyway, if I had my way, I would have wanted to ride a white horse.

So I came back and told my cousin that I wanted to own a white horse some day - which of course is a highly unrealistic desire. She came up with something even better.

'Why not say you want a unicorn? Since you want a sabre toothed tiger as well, my as well get a unicorn to match it!'

Alright...I'll shut up now.

posted by Evelyn at 4:36 PM